Things Being Said Around Here Lately

"It's only stuff. It's only stuff. Get a grip, it's only stuff."

                -- Me

 

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"DURDY DITHS!!!"

                -- Innis (can you guess the translation?)

 

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"Think of my body as a finely-tuned Ferrari."

                -- Brad, as we were talking about how he gets the shakes from drinking orange juice on an empty stomach.

 

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"So, uh, you probably shouldn't let Helo's tongue anywhere near you for a while ... "

                -- Me, after catching Helo eating baby poop out of the dirty diaper pail (what is WITH these dogs and human excrement lately??)

 

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"No-no. No-no."

                -- Innis, pretty much to everything.

 

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"So, how much do you want to sell this for?"

                -- Badger. Just kidding. He's actually in charge of posting our ads on kijiji, not actually pricing things out. He's only a dog, after all.